Somehow I’ve wound up watching Eragon in the middle of the night. The books were a really big deal when they came out (Canadian! Homeschooler! Super young author! It didn’t help my inferiority complex at the time.) but this is my first actual encounter with it.
Daaaaammnn is the protagonist an unlikable moron. In leather pants.
edit: WAIT NO DON’T TRADE YOUR JEREMY IRONS FOR THIS WISPY GIRL! Bad move leatherpants!Edit: shoehorned goth kid has joined the party- WAIT WHAT THE FUCK JOHN MALKOVICH IS IN THIS MOVIE. I kinda regret coming in halfway through now?